I can't breathe out the right side of my face
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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