You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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