I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Dick very happy bro
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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