All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dating After Heartbreak
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.