GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?