He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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