I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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