So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she pinky promised me she was 18
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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