Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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