dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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