My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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