They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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