And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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