This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She said her name was "party"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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