Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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