My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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