the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
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Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
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