Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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