Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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