youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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