i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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