I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I skipped work to stalk him.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
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She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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