are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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