He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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