And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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