so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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