You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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