Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
