Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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