Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize
