were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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