the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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