I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Randomize
