I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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