you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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