Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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