Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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