STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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