chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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