So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Operation Purity has been aborted
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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