Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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