Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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