He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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