you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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