Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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