What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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