we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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