We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I'm really busy with my period
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