Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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