ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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