plz talk dirty to me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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