please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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