STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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