well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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