hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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