I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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